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On the left, Israelis hold a sign that reads, Hating Arabs isn't racism, it's values! and on the right, a soldier post a picture with the caption, Let us simply spray them
Israeli Revolution: Mob forms New Government!
Israeli Apartheid state - Following the weeks of chaos after the disappearance of three israeli settlers in the occupied west bank. The Ultra Nationalist

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Mass executions by the ISIL in Tikrit, Iraq. 11 to 14 June 2014
ISIL announce Pause in their Genocide during Ramadan!
Middle East - With all the news coming out of the Middle East suggesting that the whole region is going to hell in a handbasket. There

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Ebola coming soon to a city near you [char]mdash[/char] thanks to the Conservatives.
Where the Hell are the Ebola Controls?
West Africa - Recently Médecins Sans Frontières revealed that the Ebola outbreak in Guinea, Sierra Leone and Liberia in West Africa was out of control. Some
David Cameron - Bastard of the week - or should that be Gimp of the week?
Bastard of the week - David Cameron - EU court jester
UK - That David Cameron has been chosen as this weeks  Bastard of the Week will be no surprise to anybody.  It is an immutable law, like

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Rolf Harris Jokes
Clifford can you guess who your new cell mate is?


Prosecution: Mr Harris exactly what did you mean when you asked witness A if she would you like to blow your didgeridoo?


Prosecution:
Andy Coulson and Rebekah Brooks, sacrificial lambs for the Cancer that is Rupert Murdoch.
Sacrificial Rats for the Cancer that is Rupert Murdoch!
UK - This week the high profile show trial of former News of the World editors, Andy Coulson and Rebekah Brooks. That someone was

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Little Willy polishing his helmet. What a bell end!
Bastard of the Week - Little Willy Hague - Traitor!
UK - It has been a difficult week this week to chose the bastard of the week with Michael Fabricant, Former shadow police minister David
Hammersmith and Fulham Police AKA the Keystone Cops!
Iain Dummkopf Schmidt on Police Helicopter to collect £15!
UK - This morning the London borough of Hammersmith and Fulham was treated to the thrup, thrup of a Police helicopters conducting

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So we leave the EU. Then what?
UK - A recurring theme of the political right wing of the Conservative party and United Kingdom Independence Party is that we must free ourselves from being under the jackboot
British Values? What are they Dave?
UK - Once again in the UK we are treated to the sight of a weak and desperate prime minister coming out with a meaningless slogan to try and catch the headlines
Local Councils overwhelmed by Toxic Waste
UK - Reports are coming in from local councils all round the country of a sudden influx of toxic waste being dumped at at Specialist Toxic Waste dumps.

Local

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Was Winston Churchill a Hero or Traitor?
UK - To many in the UK wartime leader Winston Churchill is a national hero. In a recent radio 4 survey he was voted the greatest Briton of all time. In short
UKIP the voters strikes back!
UK - Today the country wakes up to the fall out of yesterdays European Elections. Across Europe ruling parties have been savaged by petty nationalists cashing in on the disconnect
Lady Elizabeth F'rskins-Smithe Arrested in Poison Scare!
UK - Once again Lady Elizabeth F'rskins-Smythe is in the News. She had parked her Rolls Royce in Soho Square Street and was handing

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At least 500 former councillors on the Dole today!
UK - At the time of writing, not all the results having come in yet. Some 500 former Liberal Democrat and Conservative councillors are facing
BoJo and Posh Boy try (and fail) to polish a Turd!
UK - with only a matter of hours to go before voting starts in the Local and European Elections. BoJo and Posh Boy Dave are out on the stump
When is a Conspiracy to Pervert the Course of Justice Not a crime?
UK - The above question should elicit the answer Never. But the fact that I am asking this question at all means that

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UKIP are the Street Preachers of little minds
UK - As the European and local elections in the UK are getting closer and closer. We are seeing ever more lurid claims about UKIP being Racist, Homophobic,
Governments have turned Journalists into Legitimate Targets
US - Since the breakup of the former Yugoslavia a feature of modern warfare is that an increasing number of journalists have
Obama Opens 9/11 Wankfest Museum
USA - Today US president Barack Obama opened the National September 11 Memorial Museum. A shrine to those who died in the 9/11. Obama had all the solemnity of a medieval

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The Great Cloud Conspiracy and the Snooping Agenda!
USA - If you watch the TV you are bombarded with advertisements for the Microsoft Cloud. There are other clouds out there. So what is the
Apology - New Server
USA - On Sunday night our web hosts transferred us to a brand new server. We had been on the previous server for a number of years. We have to report that although the files transfer
The Economic Delusion Shooting out of Control!
UK - Today the Daily Mail Nazi is trumpeting the fact that in January 1011 houses sold for over £1 million pounds. It goes further that

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OECD orders Tories to commit political suicide! 07/05/2014 20:23
The DWP and The Shaw Trust pushes Slavery for the ConDems! 30/04/2014 08:48
Philistines threaten to sue over Javid comparison 11/04/2014 18:34
David Cameron: Jesus was an Lazy Workless Bum and a Scrounger! 11/04/2014 16:01
Nicky Jacobs Innocent: Daily Mail Nazi readers Distraught! 10/04/2014 05:08
Miller's Resignation makes David Cameron look like a Complete Asshole! 09/04/2014 08:54
Maria Miller to replace Chris Grayling as Justice Secretary 05/04/2014 10:04
Take some responsibility and hang yourself 30/03/2014 10:28
City Outraged - Government signs a contract with Strict penalty clauses! 15/03/2014 15:26
Who wanted a picture of the Irish Mounted Police? 14/03/2014 09:21

David Cameron furious at Butler-Sloss's Resignation
The Bad Baroness Elizabeth Butler-Sloss
UK - It is said that the Prime Minister is furious that his attempt to sweep scandal  under the table have failed with the resignation of Baroness Butler-Sloss from the inquiry into allegations of there having been a paedophile ring, involving politicians of all parties active over many
Something stinks in the ISIS Califate.
The ultimate aim of US policy in the middle east
The ISIS Califate - the last month as seen the spectacular rise of the ISIS Califate. This has been coupled with the mass murder of anyone who is not Sunni muslim. We have also heard that ISIS is selling oil!

Recently news has come out that these terrorist have captured a chemical weapons factory. The
David Cameron furious at Butler-Sloss's Resignation
The Bad Baroness Elizabeth Butler-Sloss
UK - It is said that the Prime Minister is furious that his attempt to sweep scandal  under the table have failed with the resignation of Baroness Butler-Sloss from the inquiry into allegations of there having been a paedophile ring, involving politicians of all parties active over many
Bastard of the Week - Baroness Butler-Sloss - Paedophile Appologist
Bastard of the Week - Baroness Butler-Sloss - Paedophile Appologist
UK - Once again we have to choose the bastard of the week. Once again we have the usual collection of suspects. At home we have Iain Dummkopf Schmidt losing in the courts again, Michael Gove just for breathing, David Cameron because  everything he does turns to shit.

World
Sports relief?
Sports relief?
UK - Is that some sort of masterbation competition?

Does the winner cum first or last?

Will Betfred be offering odds on the winner, in their TV Adverts?

Will there be a photo finish?

Will David Cameron be defending his title?

Will Ed Miliband be a serious challenger?

Where does Nick Clegg cum in the rankings?
Rolf Harris Trial Judge: Can you tell what it is yet?
Can you tell what it is yet?
"Can you tell what it is yet?"
UK - Its likely that his kangaroo will be tied down today. — He did 5 years and 9 Months.

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