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Apple the iPhone maker's cloud service has been implicated in the leaks
Apple iCloud Hack: We Warned You!
USA - Back in February 2014 The bastard ran an article warming people that the cloud was a danger to anyone who used it. We followed it up in May 2014 with
The Independent Cover Up of Child Sexual Exploitation in Rotherham 1997-2013
Rochdale: Much media Huffing and Puffing and the Paedophiles get off scot free once again!
UK - Once again the plight of children in care has come to national prominence

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The High Level Isolation Unit at the Royal Free Hospital
Ebola Exposes Secret London Germ Lab!
UK - Sundays arrival in the United Kingdom of Ebola infected volunteer nurse William Pooley, 29, has done more than expose the population of this country to
The NRA prescription to cure Blackcockitis!
Is Blackcockitis responsible for White America's Love of Guns?
USA - More than any other country in the world, the USA worships at the alter of the Gun. So much so that their constitution

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Clueless Useless Nonsensical Tory Scum
Off to the Job Centre Off with their heads!
Hanged by the neck until you are dead!
No money, No voice How will I cope?
Smiling, I'm smiling I'll hand you this rope.
As
A Map showing the new Capital Economic Zone
Exclusive: Boris to create a new Capital Economic Zone!
UK - In another Scoop for the Bastard we can reveal that Boris Johnson is planning on declaring that he plans to create a new

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Giddion Osborne's cat Freya was lucky to survive the Whitehall Gold Cup this year
Cabinet in Cruel Gambling Scam
UK - Fridays news that the chancellor of the exchequers cat had been clipped by a car in Whitehall and rushed to the vets for treatment. Belies the true nature of the accident.
Israeli Health Ministry Orders another 500 Kidneys for Transplant.
Israeli Apartheid State - Yesterday the Israeli Health ministry put in an order, to the Israeli Defence Forces for

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Del Boy Cameron selling silver spoons to the rich and famous.
Sleaze is back: Del Boy Cameron in Sale of Peerage Scandal!
UK - Roll Up! Roll Up! Get your Peerage here! A once in a parliament offer! Roll Up! Roll Up!

Yes you can tell that an election
When is bribe not a bribe? Ask Bernie 'flyboy' Ecclestone
Bernie Ecclestone's $ 100-00 million Idiocy!
Germany - In an act of supreme irony Formula One  supremo Bernie Ecclestone, aged 83, has, in his own words idiotically,  bought his way out of a conviction

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We need to honest about World War 1
WW1 - With the 100th anniversary of World War 1 or the Great War, we are getting loads of articles about the sacrifice of the people who died in the
Operation Protective Edge Multimedia Experience a Runaway Financial Success!
Israeli Apartheid State - The Israeli entertainment and Computer games company Israeli Military Industries
Tory leak: Police to be privatised in 2018!
UK - Hyped up on what they see as the success of the introduction of fees for employment tribunals and and hell bent on revenge for the plebgate affair.

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David Cameron furious at Butler-Sloss's Resignation
UK - It is said that the Prime Minister is furious that his attempt to sweep scandal  under the table have failed with the resignation of
Something stinks in the ISIS Califate.
The ISIS Califate - the last month as seen the spectacular rise of the ISIS Califate. This has been coupled with the mass murder of anyone who is not Sunni
Bastard of the Week - Baroness Butler-Sloss - Paedophile Appologist
UK - Once again we have to choose the bastard of the week. Once again we have the usual collection of suspects. At

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David Cameron's British Values
UK - Last month on the 16th of June 2014 we ran an article "British Values? What are they Dave?" Asking the Prime Minister David Cameron if he knew what British Values
Bastard of the Week - Iain Dummkopf Schmidt - Incompetence personified
UK - Once again it is time to elect the Bastard of the week. True to form we have a number of excellent candidates.

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Israeli Revolution: Mob forms New Government!
Israeli Apartheid state - Following the weeks of chaos after the disappearance of three israeli settlers in the occupied west bank. The Ultra Nationalist
ISIL announce Pause in their Genocide during Ramadan!
Middle East - With all the news coming out of the Middle East suggesting that the whole region is going to hell in a handbasket. There

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Where the Hell are the Ebola Controls?
West Africa - Recently Médecins Sans Frontières revealed that the Ebola outbreak in Guinea, Sierra Leone and Liberia in West Africa was out of control. Some
Bastard of the week - David Cameron - EU court jester
UK - That David Cameron has been chosen as this weeks  Bastard of the Week will be no surprise to anybody.  It is an immutable law, like
Rolf Harris Jokes
Clifford can you guess who your new cell mate is?


Prosecution: Mr Harris exactly what did you mean when you asked witness A if she would you like to blow your didgeridoo?


Prosecution:

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Sacrificial Rats for the Cancer that is Rupert Murdoch! 26/06/2014 08:08
Bastard of the Week - Little Willy Hague - Traitor! 23/06/2014 10:22
Iain Dummkopf Schmidt on Police Helicopter to collect £15! 22/06/2014 20:13
So we leave the EU. Then what? 21/06/2014 10:36
British Values? What are they Dave? 16/06/2014 11:42
Local Councils overwhelmed by Toxic Waste 13/06/2014 11:18
Was Winston Churchill a Hero or Traitor? 02/06/2014 14:41
UKIP the voters strikes back! 26/05/2014 11:10
Lady Elizabeth F'rskins-Smithe Arrested in Poison Scare! 23/05/2014 23:56
At least 500 former councillors on the Dole today! 23/05/2014 18:40

Lies, Damn Lies and Tesco's accounts.
Tesco reels as their shares fall as from £250m forecast error
UK - There are many fantasists. This is fine. We all need to boost our ego's from time to time. In the world of business the truth is a flexible concept, a commodity. For the most part the ability to make Sales depend on this. Salesmen and Women need to believe in what they are selling.

There is also a
Of Ozymandias and Empires Poisoned Chalice
Nothing displays the futility of empire better than Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley
UK - Growing up as I did soon after the start of the decline of the British Empire. My childhood was full of stories about how great the empire was and that it had stretched over quarter of the globe. How we had defeated Evil in the form of Germany both World Wars. More than that there were endless
Lies, Damn Lies and Tesco's accounts.
Tesco reels as their shares fall as from £250m forecast error
UK - There are many fantasists. This is fine. We all need to boost our ego's from time to time. In the world of business the truth is a flexible concept, a commodity. For the most part the ability to make Sales depend on this. Salesmen and Women need to believe in what they are selling.

There is also a
Political Broken Britain - A Symbol of Decay
Political Broken Britain - A symbol of Decay
UK - A friend asked what needed to be done to fix  Britain's broken political system. This is something that I have given some thought to. Here are my thoughts on the subject.

We are in a political crisis at the moment. Regardless of the result of the Scottish independence referendum. In a way
Cabinet in Cruel Gambling Scam
Giddion Osborne's cat Freya was lucky to survive the Whitehall Gold Cup this year
UK - Fridays news that the chancellor of the exchequers cat had been clipped by a car in Whitehall and rushed to the vets for treatment. Belies the true nature of the accident. Although event would more properly describe what happened.

Let no one say that when it comes to the Conservatives, that they lack imagination.
Rolf Harris Trial Judge: Can you tell what it is yet?
Can you tell what it is yet?
"Can you tell what it is yet?"
UK - Its likely that his kangaroo will be tied down today. — He did 5 years and 9 Months.

More Rolf Harris Jokes Here
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