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How far will Blairites go to prevent this man become Labour leader
Will Blairites Illegally Invade Jeremy Corbyn
I had a SMS text yesterday evening from Andy Burnham about keeping Labour united, to which my response was if he wanted to keep the Labour Party united then
The Cyclops
The Cyclops Damns them all!
UK - The Blairites on the extreme right of the Labour party have finally shown their desperation and frustration with their false messiah 'Big' Tony Blair's failure to revive

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Golden Paste
Golden Paste - The magic of Turmeric
In eastern medicine the health benefits eating Turmeric AKA Poor man's saffron, Garlic and Ginger have long been know. This week we have decided to re-publish a recipe
The Labour leadership candidates, Jeremy Corbyn, Andy Burnham, Liz Kendall and Yvette Cooper
Blairites look to their False Messiah to save them!
UK - It has been in interesting couple of weeks, with the Labour party in the midst of a leadership election. The established Blairite ruling

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Cilla Black on the Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise show in the 1970s
Do I need Therapy Because I Didn't Find Cilla Black Nor Morecombe and Wise Entertaining
I can’t say I was that mournful about the death of Cilla Black the weekend before last,
Katie Hopkins the Ukipper?
She who is the vilest cunt of all is thinking about going into politics, yes if rumours are to be believed Katie Hopkins is seriously thinking about having a career in politics & err

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Harriet Harman Attempts To Rig The Labour Leadership Election Against Jeremy Corbyn
Funny how when Green Party members defect to the Labour it’s considered ‘disruptive entryism’
The late and unlamented Katie Hopkins
Katie Hopkins Disappears up Her Own Rectum!
UK - News just in. Katie Hopkins the British television personality and columnist has vanished up her own Rectum. The accident happened whilst she was

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Some rich twat failing to relieve the boredom of their rather tedious existence.
Hunt the Most Vicious and Dangerous Big Game of All
USA - Coming so soon on the heels of news of the death of Cecil the Lion and his brother Jericho. Entrepreneurs have spotted a rare opportunity
Thoughts on Free Speech
Sorry what about Free speech, You have to take the good with the bad. That is why it is called free speech. We all should have the freedom to make a complete ass of ourselves. It works to

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Katie Hopkins Sinks To A New Low Suggesting Euthanasia Vans
Katie Hopkins has suggested in an a magazine interview that there should be ‘euthanasia vans’ to deal with Britain’s overwhelming
Labour Scores! - Another Own Goal!
UK - Last night Labour's caretaker leader Harriet Harman managed to demonstrate exactly why the Labour party needs a root and branch clear out of the failed ex ministers
Much Loved Vicar Found Hanged from Bell Ropes!
UK - Tragic news just in. The Reverend Godfrey Well-beloved, 63, the appropriately named and much loved vicar of St Judas the Beloved of Christ,

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85% of US children believe that The Flintstones is real!
USA - Every so often we at The Bastard commissions a survey to assess the public mood just for the hell of it. Not just in
Conservative MPs Report Iain Dummkopf Schmitt to the Standards Committee!
UK - It has come to the notice of the Bastard that some conservative MPs were upset at the behaviour
Women Teaches Yoga to Avoid Toilet Germs!
USA - A Colorado woman is now offering courses for women with severe Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) to help them avoid having to sit down when going

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The Tories Prove Themselves Ever More Nasty and Cruel
If there was ever a finer illustration of how nasty and cruel the nasty party happens to be, it was Iain Duncan Smith’s ‘fuck yeah’ response
Did MPs Son Pays for Parents Sins?
UK - Today the Conservative Newspapers are full of the story about Tom Borwick being beaten unconscious after being attacked in a Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) in
Greece Gives The Finger To Austerity And You Can Also Do So
Democracy won yesterday as the people of Greece gave the finger to austerity & it's time peeps else where being economically oppressed

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Gay Marriage Is Legal Get Over It!
A Fox News pundit said gay marriage would lead to there being floods, this of course is utter bullshit & it ain't original.

It's been 10 days since the Supreme Court of
Greeks Finally Vote to Save Themselves!
Greece - With the result of the Greek referendum just in. It appears that the Greek people have finally voted to save themselves.

We have been hearing
David Cameron is to Blame for the Tunisia Massacre!
UK - Politicians have been quick to blame ad-Dawlah for the Sousse beach, Tunisia massacre which happened on  26 June 2015. ad-Dawlah (AKA

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UKIP Gatecrash Pride
Some gays might be UKIP, because unfortunately some gay peeps are stupid.

Gay Ukippers are like turkeys voting for Xmas, the LGBT group in UKIP are pretty much disowned by the rest of the
Love Wins! But There's Still Work To Be Done!
You can usually tell it's a good news day in the United States when the commentators on Fox News look somewhat gloomy & Friday was no exception when the
Lizzy Gets A 7% Rise In Welfare Payments Whilst Disabled Peeps Starve
It was announced last Wednesday that the monarchy is to get a 7% increase in its welfare cheque from the government.

Funny

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Katie Hopkins Has Her Twitter Account Hacked 23/06/2015 12:52
Liz Kendall Gets Endorsed By The Sun, Jeremy Corbyn Tops TV Debate Polls, And Am I Still Backing Andy Burnham For Labour Labour? 20/06/2015 11:46
Time For US Conservatives To Stop Living In Denial About Dylan Roof and What He Happens To Be 20/06/2015 09:46
Spoilt For Choice When It Comes to GOP Presidential Candidates! Err Not! 19/06/2015 06:36
Funny How Its Always Rightwing Loons Who Go On Shooting Sprees 19/06/2015 04:31
F*ck The Daily Star and It's Proprietor Richard Desmond! 19/06/2015 01:55
My Heart Says Jeremy Corbyn! My Brain Says Andy Burnham! 18/06/2015 16:49
Has IS got a Dirty Bomb? 14/06/2015 10:26
Is this the new face of the Workhouse? 04/06/2015 17:15
Is It Time For The Greens To Persuade Natalie Bennett To Say Goodbye? 03/06/2015 10:07

Panic as Giant Turds washed up on Polzeath Beach!
Giant Turds washed up on Polzeath beach, Cornwall on Tuesday,
UK - Monday and Tuesday surfers and swimmers off Polzeath beach pleasure turned to shock and panic as giant turds were washed ashore following heavy rains that overloaded the Victorian sewerage system.

Local emergency services have now removed the giant turds to a safe area for disposal.
Hunt the Most Vicious and Dangerous Big Game of All
Some rich twat failing to relieve the boredom of their rather tedious existence.
USA - Coming so soon on the heels of news of the death of Cecil the Lion and his brother Jericho. Entrepreneurs have spotted a rare opportunity to make a killing. In every sense of the word, both figuratively and literally!

It is well known that rich men are addicted to risky behaviour
Panic as Giant Turds washed up on Polzeath Beach!
Giant Turds washed up on Polzeath beach, Cornwall on Tuesday,
UK - Monday and Tuesday surfers and swimmers off Polzeath beach pleasure turned to shock and panic as giant turds were washed ashore following heavy rains that overloaded the Victorian sewerage system.

Local emergency services have now removed the giant turds to a safe area for disposal.
No battle is more viscous than that between Brothers
Jeremy Corbyn addressing a crowd of supporters from the top of a fire engine.
UK - It seems to me that no battle is more viscous than that between brothers. Or should that be comrades? Somehow I do not think that the Blairites have ever regarded themselves as comrades.

What we are seeing within the Labour party during the leadership election is a prime example
Oldham Athletic Drops plan to change the Club Name to Oldham Rapists
Would you trust this man with your daughter?
UK - At the end of a tense week in English football Oldham Athletic has finally decided to shelve the recently announced name change to the Oldham Rapists.

The proposed name change was planned to coincide with the signing of the former Welsh international and
Rolf Harris Trial Judge: Can you tell what it is yet?
Can you tell what it is yet?
"Can you tell what it is yet?"
UK - Its likely that his kangaroo will be tied down today. — He did 5 years and 9 Months.

More Rolf Harris Jokes Here
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