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Take some responsibility and hang yourself
UK - Now that the department of Work and Pensions has admitted that it was wrong to sanction a vulnerable person who starved to death. It is time to start
Department for Business, Innovation and Skills
City Outraged - Government signs a contract with Strict penalty clauses!
UK - The City is outraged when Department for Business, Innovation and Skills affairs invited bids for an

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Sports relief?
Sports relief?
UK - Is that some sort of masterbation competition?

Does the winner cum first or last?

Will Betfred be offering odds on the winner, in their TV Adverts?

Will there be a photo finish?

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Lord Carey after a vigorous debate about onanism.
Religious Conservatives demand Tissues Tax
UK - Religious conservatives still smarting from recent setbacks in the C of E Synod after having lost the war on women bishops.  After a secret conference
Separated at birth Ilse Koch and Fester McVey
Is Festher McVey Britains Ilse Koch?
UK - AT the Bastard we get lots of tips for news stories. This one that sounds so unlikely we had to publish it.

It appears that Festher McVey, the Minister

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Iain Dummkopf Schmitt supervising the eviction of the "undeserving poor" from their council provided luxury apartments.
IDS and the Circus Showman
UK - For a long while, the government and Iain Dummkopf Schmitt have been worried by their utter failure to get disabled people off Job Seekers Allowance (JSA) and into what
Much Thrashing on the Marsh flooded for the last six weeks.
Flood Victims get A restraining order on King Dave Canute
UK - Following on the heels of King Dave Canutes pledge to visit all the flooded communities, the residents of one flooded community

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Our former Paedophile Prime Minister Edward Heath
If a senior Tory Paedophile went to trial?
UK - Has anyone wondered what would happen if a former senior conservative minister was charged with historic paedophile offences. What would be the fallout?
Royal benefits scroungers Prince William and Prince Harry  at a photo op.
Royal Benefits Scroungers pose for photo opportunity
UK - Royal benefits scroungers Prince William and Prince Harry have been sent to earn their massive state handouts by helping tackle the

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King Dave Canute orders the Thames to stop flooding!
UK - After weeks of government inaction over the floods in the south west, where the Somerset levels are under water. Now when a single
GCHQ helps US companies spy on British Company secrets.
UK - With all the furore surrounding Edward Snowdons revelation about how GCHQ's help is fundamental to the US intelligence gathering
Prisons Minister want's to introduce Hotel charges
UK - The Governments drive to save money, and enrich their financial donors at any cost has risen to new heights, or should that be plummeted

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Michael Gove to Replace Science with RE in the National Curriculum
UK - Conservative education minister Michael Gove is to announce further changes to the national curriculum this week.
Teaching Children that No actually does means No.
Being a keen observer of life and people. I frequently sit down and watch the way that people interact, and the way that people handle the range of

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Buckingham Palace announces Tony Blair is to become the next Groom of the Stool
UK - This evening Buckingham Palace announced that following the resignation of John Major as
The Rise of the Professional Transsexual
UK - The last 10 years has seen many new phenomena in the United Kingdom. Example of this are the people who are famous for being famous, not for actually
CH4 is Guilty of State Sanctioned Child Abuse
UK - In a desperate attempt to butter up the Conservative government. TV Channel 4 has bought into the governments demonstration of the sick, disabled

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American Justice 101
USA - For many years we in the Disunited Kingdom have been perplexed by what passes for justice in the Disunited States of America. US Laws and their interpretation via the courts seem
Ariel Sharon finally admits that he is Dead!
Israeli Apartheid state - The long running dispute between Jehovah and Satan over what to do with Ariel Sharon has finally been resolved. As a result

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Lady Elizabeth F'rskins-Smithe Arrested in Food Bank Queue!
UK - In a shocking development, yesterday the wife of a multi millionaire was revealed to be attempting to swindle a food bank
Chris Grayling and Michael Gove plan on the job training for state schools.
UK - Conservative government ministers have announced that henceforth, there will be a curfew placed
Thoughts on the Mamillion Y chromosomes, the SRY gene and is extinction in some rodents.
In normal mamilion reproduction, there are two chromosomes that determine sexual development

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Life mimics Art in Midsommer. John Nettles suspected! 01/01/2014 09:10
PAX America is Dead! But the American heartland still does not know it yet! 31/12/2013 10:27
When the Bankers commit Fraud, why does no one go to Jail? 31/12/2013 09:16
Were the Volgograd bombs Saudi Arabia's revenge for Russia, not abandoning Syria? 30/12/2013 17:03
Why are the political Parties dragging us back to rule by the Robber Barons? 30/12/2013 09:55
Saudi's and Israeli's behind Lebanon bombing! 28/12/2013 10:11
Tory nativity 2013: 28/12/2013 09:16
Santa is Dead! KSA Air force shoot down Santa! 25/12/2013 01:04
The 12 Tory days of Christmas 24/12/2013 21:31
Mission accomplished, Is David Cameron an Imbecile? 17/12/2013 10:59

Philistines threaten to sue over Javid comparison
Sajid Javid: Following the money
UK - It has been announced that a stand up comedian Buddy Hell is being sued for slander by a leading organisation dedicated to defending the reputation of the Philistines.

A spokesman ali al  Ashkelon, a refugee from Gaza. Told us that Philistines are a cultured and peaceful people who
GCHQ helps US companies spy on British Company secrets.
GCHQ undermining UK businesses by passing commercial information to the CIA.
UK - With all the furore surrounding Edward Snowdons revelation about how GCHQ's help is fundamental to the US intelligence gathering world wide it is easy to miss the fact that GCHQ hands over a lot of sensitive commercial information to the CIA.

Information that would be of
Philistines threaten to sue over Javid comparison
Sajid Javid: Following the money
UK - It has been announced that a stand up comedian Buddy Hell is being sued for slander by a leading organisation dedicated to defending the reputation of the Philistines.

A spokesman ali al  Ashkelon, a refugee from Gaza. Told us that Philistines are a cultured and peaceful people who
Take some responsibility and hang yourself
Show some backbone and hang yourself.
UK - Now that the department of Work and Pensions has admitted that it was wrong to sanction a vulnerable person who starved to death. It is time to start placing the blame where it belongs. Smack bang in the laps of the evil conservative government.

The primary responsibility for this deliberate
Sports relief?
Sports relief?
UK - Is that some sort of masterbation competition?

Does the winner cum first or last?

Will Betfred be offering odds on the winner, in their TV Adverts?

Will there be a photo finish?

Will David Cameron be defending his title?

Will Ed Miliband be a serious challenger?

Where does Nick Clegg cum in the rankings?
Who wanted a picture of the Irish Mounted Police?
The Irish Mounted Police
"The Irish Mounted Police"
Ireland - Who wanted a picture of the Irish Mounted Police?
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