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Gordon Wanker Brown about to sink back into the mire whence he came!
Wanker Brown Stands Down as a MP at Last!
UK - At long last Gordon 'Wanker' Brown is to stand down as a MP at the general election. In a very real way the old 'Wanker' has finally shot his bolt.
Who in their right mind thinks that Cressida Dick is Diplomatic material?
World War 3 Imminent: de Menezes Murderer Joins the Foreign Office!
UK - Today we have the shock news that Cressida Dick. The police woman in charge of the death squad that murdered

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Notice the uncanny resembulance between the young Winston Churchill and David Cameron
Is David Cameron Churchill's Bastard Grandson?
UK - Whilst browsing through the Wikipedia entry for Winston Churchill I found a picture of the man taken in 1904. What struck me most was that
Black Friday madness: People fighting over good that they do not need.
The Obscenity that is Black Friday!
UK - Yesterday we were treated to the full horror of that very Unwelcome and Obscene US import known as Black Friday. The sight of hordes of "desperate" shoppers

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Andrew Mitchell: up to the neck in a morass of his own making.
Andrew Mitchell Virdict: As trustworthy witness as Jeffrery Archer!
UK - Yesterday the long running Plebgate scandal came to a head with the judge ruling that the former chief whip,
Ferguson Erupts: Wall street rejoices!
Ferguson Erupts: Wall street rejoices!
USA - Today we received the expected verdict from the grand Jury who was deciding whether or not to indict Darren Wilson over the death of Michael Brown. The

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UKIP riding the wave of public dissatisfaction with the Westminster club.
Voters reject the Westminster Club in Rochester and Strood
UK - On the 9th October 2014 in Clacton, Douglas Carswell, delivered  a viscous kick in the balls for David Cameron
Commodity or investment?
The Tesco Scandal means Share Trading needs Reform
UK - The very public Tesco accounting scandal has highlighted problems with the abuse of shareholder power. But That is not the only problem

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An Ebola patient.
At last the Government starts taking Ebola seriously
UK - Three months after Médecins Sans Frontières revealed that the Ebola outbreak in Guinea, Sierra Leone and Liberia in West Africa
Locals are living in absolute dread at the coming influx of perverts, paedophiles, rapists, thieves, fraudsters and corporate pirates.
Birmingham in dread of massive crime wave!
UK - It is the season of the political party conference. Next week it the turn of the ruling conservative party who are holding their annual get together

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Who is stopping the SFO from investigating TESCO?
UK - First we had the shock of TESCO, one of the largest companies in the United Kingdom, announcing that they had overestimated their profits
Lies, Damn Lies and Tesco's accounts.
UK - There are many fantasists. This is fine. We all need to boost our ego's from time to time. In the world of business the truth is a flexible concept, a commodity.
Now the Union is Safe for Now: How Long Before the Voters are Betrayed?
UK - Now that all the votes are counted in the Scottish Independence referendum and the result known. A victory

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Political Broken Britain - A Symbol of Decay
UK - A friend asked what needed to be done to fix  Britain's broken political system. This is something that I have given some thought to. Here are
Of Ozymandias and Empires Poisoned Chalice
UK - Growing up as I did soon after the start of the decline of the British Empire. My childhood was full of stories about how great the empire was and
Ebola Patient released from hospital after miracle vaccine!
UK - The discharge of the first British person, William Pooley,  to contract Ebola during the outbreak in West Africa has been

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Apple iCloud Hack: We Warned You!
USA - Back in February 2014 The Bastard ran an article warming people that the cloud was a danger to anyone who used it. We followed it up in May 2014 with
Rochdale: Much media Huffing and Puffing and the Paedophiles get off scot free once again!
UK - Once again the plight of children in care has come to national prominence
Ebola Exposes Secret London Germ Lab!
UK - Sundays arrival in the United Kingdom of Ebola infected volunteer nurse William Pooley, 29, has done more than expose the population of this country to

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Is Blackcockitis responsible for White America's Love of Guns?
USA - More than any other country in the world, the USA worships at the alter of the Gun. So much so that their constitution
Clueless Useless Nonsensical Tory Scum
Off to the Job Centre Off with their heads!
Hanged by the neck until you are dead!
No money, No voice How will I cope?
Smiling, I'm smiling I'll hand you this rope.
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Exclusive: Boris to create a new Capital Economic Zone!
UK - In another Scoop for the Bastard we can reveal that Boris Johnson is planning on declaring that he plans to create a new

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Cabinet in Cruel Gambling Scam
UK - Fridays news that the chancellor of the exchequers cat had been clipped by a car in Whitehall and rushed to the vets for treatment. Belies the true nature of the accident.
Israeli Health Ministry Orders another 500 Kidneys for Transplant.
Israeli Apartheid State - Yesterday the Israeli Health ministry put in an order, to the Israeli Defence Forces for
Sleaze is back: Del Boy Cameron in Sale of Peerage Scandal!
UK - Roll Up! Roll Up! Get your Peerage here! A once in a parliament offer! Roll Up! Roll Up!

Yes you can tell that an election

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Bernie Ecclestone's $ 100-00 million Idiocy! 06/08/2014 09:53
We need to honest about World War 1 04/08/2014 23:22
Operation Protective Edge Multimedia Experience a Runaway Financial Success! 03/08/2014 10:10
Tory leak: Police to be privatised in 2018! 31/07/2014 11:07
David Cameron furious at Butler-Sloss's Resignation 14/07/2014 14:49
Something stinks in the ISIS Califate. 13/07/2014 18:33
Bastard of the Week - Baroness Butler-Sloss - Paedophile Appologist 12/07/2014 16:39
David Cameron's British Values 07/07/2014 18:22
Bastard of the Week - Iain Dummkopf Schmidt - Incompetence personified 04/07/2014 23:30
Rolf Harris Trial Judge: Can you tell what it is yet? 04/07/2014 10:48

Paris 7/1 and Lee Rigby Common Link Found!
Paris Kosher supermarket.
Europe - Whilst the western newspapers howl with indignation at the events in Paris on the 07/01/2015 Acres of newsprint has been devoted to demands for more powers for the security services, greater and more intrusive surveillance and fewer rights for suspects. A new and more deadly truth has emerged.
Paris 7/1 and Lee Rigby Common Link Found!
Paris Kosher supermarket.
Europe - Whilst the western newspapers howl with indignation at the events in Paris on the 07/01/2015 Acres of newsprint has been devoted to demands for more powers for the security services, greater and more intrusive surveillance and fewer rights for suspects. A new and more deadly truth has emerged.
Disability Equality Legislation Sidelined by the Appeal Court!
British Courts: Inflicting Justice on the Poor!
UK - It has been a really great day for disabled people and their carers today. NOT! With the courts handing out a double whammy to the Equality Act 2010.

First losing the ILF case brought by two severly disabled men questioning if the former minister in the form of Mike
Political Broken Britain - A Symbol of Decay
Political Broken Britain - A symbol of Decay
UK - A friend asked what needed to be done to fix  Britain's broken political system. This is something that I have given some thought to. Here are my thoughts on the subject.

We are in a political crisis at the moment. Regardless of the result of the Scottish independence referendum. In a way
Oldham Athletic Drops plan to change the Club Name to Oldham Rapists
Would you trust this man with your daughter?
UK - At the end of a tense week in English football Oldham Athletic has finally decided to shelve the recently announced name change to the Oldham Rapists.

The proposed name change was planned to coincide with the signing of the former Welsh international and
Rolf Harris Trial Judge: Can you tell what it is yet?
Can you tell what it is yet?
"Can you tell what it is yet?"
UK - Its likely that his kangaroo will be tied down today. — He did 5 years and 9 Months.

More Rolf Harris Jokes Here
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