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			<title>Queen Lizzie Throws Luncheon For Despots</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Sophia C*** Botha)</author>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Monarchs from around the globe attended a luncheon with Queen Liz at Windsor Castle today as part of the Diamond Jubilee celebrations&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=42&amp;page=6113"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 17:30:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Great British Sick-Bag</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Sophia C*** Botha)</author>
			<category>Bastard Life</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Before any chef has a cheffy type tantrum maybe they should remember that there are people suffering from starvation in the developing world&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=40&amp;page=6112"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 16:35:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Kill us disabled people &amp; be done with it!</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Sophia C*** Botha)</author>
			<category>Bastard Life</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;On Monday the torturer in chief of disabled people Ian Duncan Smith being the sick evil Tory cunt that he is was bragging to the Daily Telegraph about how much more he’s going to screw disabled people!I don’t know why the Tories don’t cut out the bullshit &amp; kill all us disabled people, just kill us disabled people you sick evil Tory cunts &amp; be done with it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=40&amp;page=6111"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 02:18:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The British Freedom Party: who are they?</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Ray 'Buddy Hell' Campbell)</author>
			<category>English Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;The short answer to the question is “the English Defence &amp;nbsp;League or EDL”, the long answer is that the British Freedom Party (BFP) is a small party that has welcomed the EDL to its ranks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=42&amp;page=6110"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 17:53:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Torrent Sites Ahoy!</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Sophia C*** Botha)</author>
			<category>Media Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Anybody in Britain now trying to log on The Pirate Bay website will freeted with a similar to the following…Sorry, the web page you have requested is not available through Virgin Media&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=57&amp;page=6109"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 17:41:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Soldier from 1st Battalion Welsh Guards and airman from the RAF killed in Afghanistan</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Dr Suusi  Watson)</author>
			<category>English Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Afghanistan -  The ministry of Disinformation and War has announced the death of the 19th and 20th British serviceman, this year, whilst being used as mercenaries for US Oil companies&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=42&amp;page=6108"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 10:37:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Bigoted Carolina but possibly Sweet California</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Sophia C*** Botha)</author>
			<category>Bastard Life</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;If the state of North Carolina decided to ban mixed race marriages there’d rightly be riots in the streets &amp; so why should it be acceptable to the state of North Carolina to ban gay marriage? In the week that President Barrack Obama publically took a stand in support of same-sex marriage, the North Carolina legislature voted to ban same-sex marriage&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=40&amp;page=6107"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 16:08:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Well Done Obama For Endorsing Gay Marriage</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Sophia C*** Botha)</author>
			<category>Bastard Life</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;It hasn’t been that often that I’ve applauded President Barrack Obama recently, but today I will applaud Obama because not only has he recently stated that the NATO occupation of Afghanistan must come to an end sooner rather then later now he’s come out publically in support of gay marriage&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=40&amp;page=6106"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 18:46:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Relaunch! What Relaunch?</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Sophia C*** Botha)</author>
			<category>Political Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;So yesterday Clegg &amp; Cameron had a big coalition government relaunch PR thingy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=45&amp;page=6105"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 16:39:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>I&#39;m Glad Dave Takes Advice From Nick Not Nadine</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Sophia C*** Botha)</author>
			<category>Political Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;There are some Lib Dems are claiming that if it wasn’t for their participation in this coalition government then the Tories would have been far more reactionary in the kind of agenda they’d want to implement &amp; think there’s some truth to this claim by some Lib Dems&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=45&amp;page=6104"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 18:04:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Two RLC soldiers killed in Afghanistan</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Dr Suusi  Watson)</author>
			<category>English Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Afghanistan -  The ministry of Disinformation and War has announced the death of the 17th and 18th British serviceman, this year, whilst being used as mercenaries for US Oil companies&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=42&amp;page=6101"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 09:13:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Maybe This Time The Police Will Actually Ask Gerry &amp; Kate McCann If They Killed Madeleine</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com ()</author>
			<category>Bastard Life</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tomorrow is the fifth anniversary of the disappearance of Madeleine McCann &amp; her parents have been giving interviews today saying that they are in no doubt that the Portuguese police will open the investigation into the disappearance of their daughter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=40&amp;page=6100"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 20:15:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Why right libertarians take semantic refuge in classical liberalism</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Ray 'Buddy Hell' Campbell)</author>
			<category>English Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;This was written last year but it&apos;s still relevant&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=42&amp;page=6099"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:36:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Mark Littlewood Should Check Out Access For The Disabled At St Marys</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Sophia C*** Botha)</author>
			<category>Political Bastards</category>
			<link>http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=45&amp;page=6098</link> 
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;As well as my nearest &amp; dearest friends forgetting it was my birthday yesterday Southampton FC (The Saints) were promoted to the Premiership &amp; this would be of interest to Mark Littlewood who is a massive Southampton FC supporter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=45&amp;page=6098"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:33:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Screw Wills &amp; Kate! Screw Royal Weddings! Screw The Monarchy!</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Sophia C*** Botha)</author>
			<category>Political Bastards</category>
			<link>http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=45&amp;page=6097</link> 
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;As I was a year ago to the day, I’ve been spending the day watching the snooker world championship&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=45&amp;page=6097"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:06:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Soldier from 1st Battalion Grenadier Guards killed in Afghanistan</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Dr Suusi  Watson)</author>
			<category>English Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Afghanistan -  The ministry of Disinformation and War has announced the death of the 16th British serviceman, this year, whilst being used as mercenaries for US Oil companies&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=42&amp;page=6102"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 09:30:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Murdoch&#39;s Evidence To Leveson: Lefty Whingers Shut Up &amp; Wise Up</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Sophia C*** Botha)</author>
			<category>Media Bastards</category>
			<link>http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=57&amp;page=6096</link> 
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rupert Murdoch continued today to give evidence tp the Leveson Inquiry &amp; in his testomy to the Leveson Inquiry Murdoch claimed that there was a cover up of illegal practices employed by journalists at News Of The World but it had been hidden from him&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=57&amp;page=6096"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:50:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Boris Johnson: the consummate postmodern politician</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Ray 'Buddy Hell' Campbell)</author>
			<category>English Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think it was Frederic Jameson who once said of postmodernism “It’s a beautiful set of curtains&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=42&amp;page=6095"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:01:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Murdoch&#39;s Evidence To Leveson: Yes &amp; So What</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Sophia C*** Botha)</author>
			<category>Media Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;My response to Rupert Murdoch’s evidence to the Leveson Inquiry is yes &amp; so what&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=57&amp;page=6094"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:57:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Why Has No Transsexual Appeared At The Leveson Inquiry</title>
			<author>author@the-bastard.com (Sophia C*** Botha)</author>
			<category>Bastard Life</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Back in 1982 a News Of The World headline read as follows…JAMES BOND GIRL WAS BORN A BOY During the 70s Caroline Cossey who had had a pretty successful modelling (going by the professional name of Tule) which had eventually led to her appearance in the 1981 James Bond film For Your Eyes Only &amp; yes she had been born a he&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-bastard.com/index.php?section=40&amp;page=6093"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:43:25 GMT</pubDate>
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