This weekend, libertarians will be gathering at a camp ground in the US state of New Hampshire, for the annual Porcupine Festival (Porcfest). Porcfest is one of two annual events held by the Free State Project (or as I prefer to call it the Free State Cult), an organisation attempting to get 20,000 libertarian minded people to move to the state of New Hampshire to create some kind of libertarian utopia or dystopia for anybody living in New Hampshire who isn’t a libertarian.

Personally I think that Porcfest should be more honestly rebranded as Kookfest & it shouldn’t be held at a camp ground but where libertarians belong…in a psychiatric hospital.

It would be more appropriate to hold Porcfest on the moon then in New Hampshire, I mean there isn’t any government on the moon & thus it would be far easier to build a libertarian utopia on the moon. As well as the usual bullshit about a libertarian society that never will be that you get a libertarian event like Porcfest; I’m kind of hoping there might be seminars on building a libertarian colony on the moon, because I want libertarians to build a big fucking rocket & fuck off to the moon as it spare the rest of us from their selfish adolescent whining.

Intellectual wank, Intellectual wank, Intellectual wank, it must be Stefan Molyneux attending Porcfest. Stefan Molyneux is one of the keynote bullshitters (sorry I meant speakers) at Porcfest, well as he hasn’t got a real job he’s plenty of time to attend events with other libertarian kooks & littering YouTube with constant intellectual masturbation doesn’t count as a real job.  

I’m surprised the organisers of Porcfest haven’t invited they’ve Mark Littlewood to lead a talk on how killing off those of us with disabilities would cost libertarians far less in taxes.

Well Mark Littlewood might not be attending, there might not be a seminar on setting up a libertarian colony on the moon; but there will be plenty of bullshit joyfully glorifying Social-Darwinism & plenty of talks about how to be even less considerate to those who are less fortunate & how libertarians can be even more of a nuisance then they’ve already been to those living in New Hampshire who aren’t libertarian minded kooks.

I’m sure there will be plenty of discussion concerning conspiracy theories surrounding central banking & the monetary system, which is of course code for blaming the Jews for controlling the world economy.

Being a libertarian event I’m sure there will be plenty of pot smoking & gun fondling. I might be in favour of drugs, guns & fucking, but I’m not in favour of propagating Social-Darwinism & Antisemitism.

Porcfest would be one of my definitions of hell, I hate ‘camping out’ & I’m not fond of libertarians.

I wonder if at Porcfest they’ll be showing back to back screenings of Atlas Shrugged because it would be the only place which that film would be popular. Your average libertarian when at Porcfest will be living in Mom’s basement intellectually masturbating over Ayn Rand novels, because having to go into the real world where most people aren’t libertarian kooks would just be to upsetting for them.

By the way if there are any British libertarians wanting to go to New Hampshire for Porcfest, please pretty please go & don’t come back. Libertarians might not be going to the moon anytime soon but the Free State Cult does give an opportunity to encourage libertarians to leave these shores & thus ridding us of their sociopathic whining which helps to sully British politics.

I’m surprised with this amount of sociopathic libertarian kooks congregating in the one place; nobody living in New Hampshire who’s already had enough of their antics, doesn’t try to wipe them all out. I’d certainly not endorse anybody trying to kill a thousand odd libertarians, but there are times when having had to deal with libertarians I’d might of thought that a thousand less libertarians in this world wouldn’t be something I’d mourn.

Rather then killing a thousand libertarians, I’d prefer those libertarians attending Porcfest actually got some appropriate psychiatric assistance for the obvious fact they seem to be a tad trapped in their own little world unable to empathise with others who think differently to them & thus are attempting to build a an extended fantasy world of their own with others who are dogmatically like minded.