Durex have been giving out free condoms to athletes in the Olympic village because Durex are the official condom of the London 2012 Olympic Games & it does beg the question that if there’s an official condom of the London 2012 Olympic Games then is there an official brothel of the London 2012 Olympic Games.

I’m glad that at least safe sex is being encouraged between Olympic athletes, but I wonder if the security personnel will be searching the bags of athletes to ensure that athletes will only likely be using the ‘official’ condom of the London 2012 Olympic Games. I wonder if security personnel will be checking that if male athletes aren’t going to be lucky enough to have use for the ‘official’ condom of the London 2012 Olympic Games then they will be using the official tissues of the Olympic Games to wipe entire civilizations that could have been off their chests.

Of course some will say I’ve a mind of a toilet to be to be writing about there being an official wank wipe of the Olympic games & that kind of begs the question is there an ‘official’ toilet if the London 2012 Olympic Games? Believe it or not there is an ‘official’ toilet of the Olympic Games, I heard at various stadiums were the Olympic football matches are being played the toilet porcelain had to be taped over of toilets not produced by the ‘official’ toilet of the Olympic Games.

So is there a an ‘official’ tampon of the London 2012 Olympic Games, most probably but I’m not sure that security personnel will want to be checking that female athletes are using them.

Considering the amount of British army troops deployed as security personnel at the Olympic Games, ensuring that people drinking the right branded soft drink is far more dangerous then the Taliban. There are going to be far more military personnel being deployed at the London 2012 Olympic Games then at any time during the military occupation of Afghanistan & so one gas to draw the conclusion that drinking a Coca-Cola branded soft drink is far more dangerous.

Pointing guns at heads of people to ensure they’re using correct product brands is exactly what the mega corporations who produce such brands want. Whether it be manipulating government, the media or using events such as the Olympic Games, mega corporations will either be subtly devious or more blatant in using force to ensure you buy the products they produce.

Of course corporations will use government to force people to buy their products whether it’s by getting government to attempt to manipulate the market in their favour or to use the military troops to ensure people are using their products at the Olympic Games, but mega corporations will their upmost not to pay for the government. As I’ve said repeatedly about the Olympic Games that it’s the taxpayer who’ll pay for the games & it will be large corporations that will profit from the games & this is the same for government in general, government is used far too often to oppress people & the people government it oppresses are the very people who are paying for their oppression.