The Jackson family have just been on Sky news to say that they have not seen Michael this stiff since he watched Peter Pan.

It turns out that it was not a  stroke that Michael Jackson died from in the children's ward. He choked on a small bone...

I do not see what all this hype about Michael Jackson is all about. It was only a string of minor offences...

Reports of Michael Jackson dying of a heart attack in hospital are inaccurate. He was in a children's hospital having a stroke...

Undertakers have announced that Michael Jackson stated in his will that he wants to be melted down to make toys, so that kids can play with him for a change...

Michael Jackson is dead. paramedics on the scene were reportedly performing CPR in the ambulance, voices could be heard from outside... one was yelling, "You wanna be starting something, ya got to be starting something."... while the other was crying, "Just beat it, just beat it"...

Michael Jackson was rushed to hospital tonight and it was touch and go until they took him out of the children's ward.

After all the plastic surgery what are they going to do with Michael Jackson's body? Bury it or recycle it?

Michael Jackson's ghost has been seen in a children's hospital, looks like he will continue to try to put the willies up small children!

Tony Rambo