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Pope said to be Suffering from Mystery Illness!

Possibly the first evidence of the Popes mysterious illness.

Vatican - The Bastard has discovered that Pope ~~Paedophile~~ Benedict XVI is suffering from a bizarre medical condition thought to be related to Gilles de la Tourette's syndrome, that is baffling his doctors.

The first attack happened during a meeting of the Popes inner council were discussing the Strategy to avoid any responsibility fr the actions of Paedophile priests in Belgium and the United States when the Pope suddenly stood up

Lahore attacks death toll reaches 98

Relatives carry a coffin of a victim during a funeral ceremony on May 29.

Pakistan - The death toll from coordinated attacks in the eastern Pakistani city of Lahore has reached 98 after several seriously injured people died at hospitals.

Health sources said more than a dozen people died overnight at hospitals in the densely-populated city. Over 100 injured victims are still receiving treatment at hospital.

Sources say the death toll is expected to rise as some of the injured are said to be in critical condition.

Another Christian Bigot loses Employment Appeal

UK - A former sex councillor who appealed his sacking for refusing to give counselling to same sex couples on the grounds that his interpretation of the

Reich Fuhrer Benedict, chief child abuser in the Catholic church

The Pope employs the 'Israeli' Defence!

USA - Hot on his totally inadequate apology to the Irish people for the cover up of the systematic

Rabbi Bryan Bramly allegedly raped a 7-year-old girl in 2000.

US arrests rabbi for raping 7 year old child

USA - The US police have detained a rabbi in the state of Arizona for an alleged sexual assault on a 7-year-old girl in New York ten years ago.

Rabbi Bryan

The Pope is a Paedophile - We have the Proof

Vatican - The Catholic Church has been mired in paedophile sex scandals in almost every country that it operates. It is not a coincidence that paedophilia has

The Paedophile's letter to the Irish

Dear brothers and sisters of the Church of Ireland,

It is with great concern that I write to you as Pastor of the universal Church.

Like yourselves, I have been deeply disturbed

Paedophile Pope to visit Britain in September

UK - Social services departments across the country have been put on standby, and all leave in September has been canceled, for the forthcoming visit of Joseph

Egypt's chilling conservatism

The Comment is Free section of this mornings Guardian newspaper provided me with yet another example of why I decided that I could do a better newspaper.

The article in question is called.

Nigerians bury massacre victims

Nigeria - Nigerians are burying victims of a massacre of predominantly Christian villagers near the central city of Jos, blamed on a Muslim group.

The burials in mass graves

JP2 in Kinky Sex Scandal!

Vatican - A new book has revealed that the former pope John Paul II AKA Pope Paedophile was a sexual pervert who got his rocks off by self flagellating himself.

The revelation that the

Vatican bank accused of laundering

Vatican - The Vatican is facing some awkward questions after an investigation was launched into its alleged involvement in a money-laundering scheme.

The financial scandal

UK - Remember the Hypocritical and Bigoted Christian registrar threatened with the sack when she refused to perform civil partnerships for gay couples

So the Pope 'feels shame' over Irish child abuse report does he?

Ireland - The Pope, Reich Fuhrer Benedict, shares the "outrage, betrayal and shame" felt by the Irish people over a government

I’m Looking Forward To The Godless Ladyboy Who Sucks Dick for Free Knocking On My Door To Try & Covert Me

Okay the Aussie comedian ain’t as good as Bill Hicks when it comes to

There will come a day I hope in the non distant future when no longer can religious fundamentalists hide their hateful bigotry towards Gays, Lesbians, Bisexuals

The Transsexual Jesus

Evangelical Christians as they often do are getting their patties in a bind, this time concerning a play currently being shown in Glasgow where Jesus is being depicted as a transsexual woman.

Of course

Jewish School Accused Of Racism

UK - A Jewish school in the London borough of Brent has been breaking the Race Relations Act over its admissions policy.

The school refused to admit a boy because his mother

USA - During the last month Elizabeth has sworn, under Oath that Brian David Mitchell, a onetime street preacher, raped her three or four times a day and threatened to

Catholics: most Paedophile Priests are really Ephebophil's ??

The Vatican - The Vatican has lashed out at criticism over its handling of its paedophilia crisis by saying the Catholic church was

Gaza: A People under Siege

Israeli blockade of Gaza Strip, now in its third year, has shown the extremely deep seated hypocrisy in what is put forth as pristine, faultless, superior “western values.” Westerners have

Gunfight breaks out at Gaza mosque

Gaza Strip - At least six people have been killed in violent clashes in the Gaza Strip after members of al-Jamaa al-Salafiya al-Jihadya in Palestine called for an "Islamic

Pope Injured During A Bizzar Pagan Ritual.

Vatican - All through the centuries, there have been rumors of bizzar practices and happenings in the senior echelons of the Roman Paedophile church.

These have

US Episcopal Church rediscovers Gods real message is Love Thy Fellow Man

USA - Leaders at the Episcopal Church’s tri-annual convention voted overwhelmingly to pass a resolution that God's

Italy - Pope Benedict suffered a broken wrist, when he slipped on some discharged seamen and fell after masturbating in the bath.

There were no serious consequences

New Archbishop of Westminster in Paedophile Row!

UK - Not even one day into his new job Britain's leading Paedophile has jumped into a the Irish schools paedophile row and made a right ass of himself.

Following

Vatican denies Pope Benedict XVI was in Hitler Youth!

Vatican - Once again the Vatican has taken leave of reality and officially proved that official doma is more important than historical facts.

Franco

Pope Paedophile XVI commits another war crime against the African people	17/03/2009 17:11
The Star of David Has Become the Swastika	04/01/2009 14:20
The Chief Man in a Frock Bashes Other Men in Frocks	23/12/2008 18:25
Prince of the Paedophiles Condemns Homosexuals	23/12/2008 09:32
The Paedophile Speaks	07/12/2008 05:10
Transvestite Nazi Pope Benedict XVI Launches Anti Homosexual Witch Hunt!	01/11/2008 10:43
80% of U.S. Catholics pleased with Nazi Paedophile Pope!	17/04/2008 17:44
Why are Brown and Smith shielding the McCanns?	30/01/2008 04:59
The continuing Madeleine McCann media circus	24/12/2007 09:46
John Paul 2 Patron Saint of Paedophiles	02/04/2007 11:15

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